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== Basic Details ==
 
== Basic Details ==
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Season 2, Episode 17 (27)
 
Season 2, Episode 17 (27)
  
'''Original Air Date''' - March 22, 2010
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'''Original Air Date:''' March 22, 2010
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'''Also Aired On:''' March 28, 2010; May 15, 2010
  
 
== Summary ==
 
== Summary ==
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*[[Moira Kirland]]
 
*[[Moira Kirland]]
  
==Quotes==
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== Quotes ==
'''Castle:''' Ask me why I’m here.<br>
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'''Lanie:''' Let's face it, New Yorkers are famous for their hear no evil, see no evil attitude. <br><br>
'''Beckett:''' You know, I ask myself that question every day.<br>
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'''Castle:''' That was Paula, my agent, with big news about my book ''[[Heat Wave (Novel)|Heat Wave]]''.<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Mmhmm.<br>
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'''Castle:''' Wanna guess?<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Guessing would imply caring.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' Who do you want to play you in the [[Nikki Heat (character)|Nikki Heat]] movie?<br>
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'''Castle:''' We'll call you K-Becks <br><br>
'''Lanie:''' Halle Berry.<br>
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'''Castle:''' (To Beckett) See? Some people are just great at that game. You know who we could get for you? Angelina. No. Kate Beckett, Kate Beckinsale. We’ll call you K-Becks.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' What is it?<br>
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'''Martha:''' You are not another man. Besides I trained you.<br><br>
'''Beckett:''' He called to report his crime. And that voice… It’s like he did this for fun.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' Mother, whatever you decide, I will support you, the same way I have since the last man you lived with stole your life savings.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' Either a UFO just landed on the other side of the park...<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Or else the FBI is here to claim jurisdiction on the case. <br>
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'''Castle:''' Maybe they just want to ride on the carousel before the line gets too long.<br><br>  
  
'''Castle:''' Those aren’t stamps. They’re letters. And look, they're hand-etched. They spell something. They spell… "kinki."<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw''': I also play a mean game of scrabble.<br><br>
'''Beckett:''' No. "Nikki." Nikki Heat. That’s why he called me. That’s why he said he was a fan. He dedicated this murder to me.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' I guess it’s official. Our guy is a serial killer.<br>
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'''Castle:''' Wow, there is a app for that?<br>
'''Beckett:''' I would think that a serial killer would be like the Holy Grail for a crime novelist.<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' That's why I joined the FBI Mr. Castle - for the toys!<br><br>
'''Castle:''' I guess it would be if it weren’t for the Nikki Heat of it all.<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Ah.<br>
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'''Castle:''' I’m feeling a little bit responsible.<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Really? Like the Beatles are responsible for Charles Manson 'cause of ''Helter Skelter'' or is it more like Jodie Foster is responsible for John Hinckley shooting Reagan?<br>
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'''Castle:''' If I hadn’t created Nikki Heat –<br>
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'''Beckett:''' He would still be killing. He’d just find another reason why.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' Either a U.F.O. just landed on the other side of the park…<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Tell me everything you know about Jordan Shaw.<br>  
'''Beckett:''' Or else the FBI is here to claim jurisdiction over this case.<br>
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'''Castle:''' She is like the federal you. She is good, real good. <br><br>
'''Castle:''' Maybe they just want to ride on the carousel before the line gets too long.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' The same Jordan Shaw that broke the Hudson Valley Strangler case back in 1991?<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' It takes a mind to hunt a mind. <br><br>
'''Jordan Shaw:''' I also play a mean game of Scrabble.<br><br>
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'''Jordan:''' Detective, the gods in the marble halls have sent me here to catch a killer, which I will do with or without your help, okay? Now could I see the body?<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' If our killer is obsessed with Nikki Heat, than so are we.<br><br>
'''Castle:''' That is so going in the movie. Can you say that again, but start from "Marble halls"?<br><br>
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'''Beckett:''' What are you doing?<br>
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'''Beckett''' He, um, touches things.<br>
'''Jordan:''' That print is already in the lab and being processed. No muss, no fuss, no black powder on your clothes.<br>
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'''Castle:''' Maybe in my third book Nikki Heat will cross swords with a good looking yet cold-hearted profiler. Call it Federal Heat.  
'''Castle:''' Wow, there’s an app for that?!<br>
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(Beckett glares at Castle)<br>
'''Jordan:''' That’s why I joined the FBI, Mr. Castle. For the toys.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' Or maybe not.<br><br>
  
'''Beckett:''' Tell me everything you know about Jordan Shaw.<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' So how long have you two been sleeping together?<br>
'''Castle:''' She is like the federal you.<br><br>
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'''Beckett:''' Um, we're not sleeping together. He just observes me. <br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' Yeah I've seen the way he observes you.<br>
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'''Castle:''' No she's right. Besides my second wife, this is the most sexless relationship I've ever been in.<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' I've been profiling people a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.<br/>
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'''Beckett:''' Well this time you are...wrong.<br><br>
  
'''Castle:''' Thank you. And if you want me to autograph those for you, just form a single file line right here. (They all look at him in disbelief) Or not.<br><br>
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'''Jordan Shaw''': So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?<br>
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'''Castle:''' You know I can hear you.<br>
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'''Beckett:''' He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' I'll take your word on that.<br><br>
  
'''Jordan:''' What is he doing?<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' [to Castle, who is playing with Jordan's taser] Put...the tazer...down.<br><br>
'''Beckett:''' He, um, touches things.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' You know, maybe in my third book Nikki Heat will cross swords with a good-looking, yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it ''Federal Heat.'' (He sees Beckett’s stern look) Or maybe not.<br>
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'''Castle:''' See, I'm helping.<br>
'''Jordan:''' So how long have you two been sleeping together?<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw"''' Yeah, I'll buy you an ice cream later.<br><br>
'''Beckett:''' I’m…we’re – We’re not sleeping together. We – he – (Castle chuckles) He just observes me.<br>
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'''Jordan:''' Yeah, I’ve seen how he observes you.<br>
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'''Castle:''' No, she’s right. Aside from my second wife, this is the most sexless relationship I’ve ever been in.<br>
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'''Jordan:''' I’ve been profiling people for a long time. I’m hardly ever wrong.<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Well, this time you are…wrong.<br>
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'''Jordan:''' So if you’re not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?<br>
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'''Castle:''' You know I can hear you?<br><br>
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(Castle powers up Jordan’s taser, it whirls and beeps)<br>
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'''Castle:''' Taking it old school?<br>
'''Jordan:''' Put…the taser…down.<br><br>
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'''Beckett:''' The white board has always worked for me.<br><br>
  
'''Castle:''' See, I’m helping.<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw''': I see what you mean by him being helpful.<br><br>
'''Jordan:''' Yeah, I’ll buy you an ice cream later.<br><br>
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(Castle finds Martha watching an old episode of herself in ''The Incredible Hulk'' TV show)<br>
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'''Castle:''' I never intended to put her in harms way.<br>
'''Castle:''' Wow. One of your old wedding videos.<br>
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'''Rogers:''' Let me tell you something about Detective Beckett. That gal can take care of herself. Really.<br><br>
'''Martha:''' (Laughs) Oh-ho-ho. Are you kidding? This guy’s a pushover compared to my ex-husbands.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' This case, it just…If it wasn’t for my book –<br>
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'''Castle:''' No, I'm not leaving. I am here to protect you.<br>
'''Martha:''' What are you gonna do, darling, stop writing because some idiot has got a screw loose?<br>
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'''Beckett:''' What with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?<br>
'''Castle:''' No, it’s just…I never intended to put her in harm’s way.<br>
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'''Castle:''' There is a mad man gunning for you because of me. I am not going to leave you alone.<br>
'''Martha:''' Let me tell you something about Kate Beckett. That gal can take care of herself.<br><br>  
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'''Beckett:''' Ok, fine I'm too tired to argue. But if I see that door knob turn I will have you know Mr. Castle, I sleep with a gun. <br>
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'''Castle:''' Understood.<br><br>
  
'''Castle:''' No, no, Agent Shaw said we need to decompress. Nothing decompresses like a 2000 Château Neuf-du-Pape.<br>
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'''Beckett''' You're still here and you're making pancakes.<br>
'''Beckett:''' Oh, well, if Special Agent Shaw said so…<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' I was hoping for bacon and eggs but your eggs have expired and your bacon has something furry on them. <br>
 
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'''Beckett:''' Yeah, well I mostly order in. <br>
'''Beckett:''' So you’re supposed to be building theory with me. You’re supposed to be on my team.<br>
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'''Castle:''' I figured that with the styrofoam temple you got going on in the refrigerator. <br><br>
'''Castle:''' Well, I thought we were all on the same team?<br>
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'''Beckett:''' We are. It’s just…I think that if you have an insight, you should run it by me first.<br>
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'''Castle:''' Fine. I will. Now drink your wine.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' I’m not leaving. I’m here to protect you.<br>
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'''Beckett:''' What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?<br>
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'''Castle:''' There is a madman gunning for you because of me. I am not going to leave you alone.<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Okay, fine. I’m too tired to argue. But I see that doorknob turn, I will have you know, Mr. Castle, that I sleep with a gun.<br>
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'''Castle:''' Understood.<br><br>
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'''Ryan:''' What kind of breakfast?<br>
 
'''Beckett:''' Uh, I’m sorry?<br>
 
 
'''Ryan:''' What kind of breakfast was he making?<br>
 
'''Ryan:''' What kind of breakfast was he making?<br>
 
'''Beckett:''' Pancakes.<br>
 
'''Beckett:''' Pancakes.<br>
'''Ryan:''' Well, isn’t that domestic?<br><br>
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'''Ryan:''' Well isn't that domestic.<br><br>
  
'''Ryan:''' And exactly what time did you and Mr. Castle go to bed last night?<br>
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'''Espositio:''' Pancakes is not just breakfast. It is an edible way of saying thank you so much for last night.<br><br>
'''Beckett:''' I think we’re done here.<br><br>
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'''Esposito:''' Dude, I see Beckett in her jammies…Wine glasses on the table.<br>
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'''Castle:''' There are no details!<br>
'''Castle:''' There’s nothing going on between Beckett and me. No more than there was yesterday.<br>
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'''Esposito:''' I can't even look at you right now.<br>  
'''Ryan:''' Dude, you made her pancakes?<br>
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'''Ryan:''' Witness refuses to cooperate.<br><br>
'''Castle:''' It’s just breakfast.<br>
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'''Esposito:''' Pancakes is not just breakfast. It’s an edible way of saying, "Thank you so much for last night."<br>
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'''Ryan:''' Castle, come on. We’re your friends. Details.<br>
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'''Castle:''' All right, come here. (Ryan and Esposito lean in and Castle answers loudly) There are no details.<br>
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'''Esposito:''' (To Castle) I can’t even look at you right now.<br>
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'''Ryan:''' (Reading out loud what he’s writing) Witness refuses to cooperate.<br><br>
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'''Jordan:''' If the pattern holds, he should have a four-letter word for us.<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' Why don't you two escort the body to the morgue, once you're dressed, of course. <br>
'''Beckett:''' It’s funny.  I have a four-letter word for him too.<br><br>
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'''Lanie:''' Hey. Heard you two were making pancakes when the body dropped.<br>
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'''Castle & Beckett:''' [together] He's a taxidermist!<br>
'''Beckett:''' Nothing happened.<br>
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'''Lanie:''' So cute the way you two do that.<br><br>
'''Lanie:''' Right.<br><br>
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'''Castle and Beckett:''' (Simultaneously) She’s a taxidermist!<br>
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'''Beckett:''' Seems a little absurd. <br>
'''Lanie:''' It’s so cute, the way you two do that.<br><br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' You must be a cat lover.<br><br>  
  
'''Jordan:''' (Jordan is talking to one of her kids on her cell phone) Mommy’s gotta go arrest someone, okay? I’ll be home for dinner.<br><br>
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'''Castle:''' Nikki will burn. I can see the poetry in that. The terrible homicidal poetry.<br><br>
  
'''Alexis:''' I mean, yeah, when she first moved in, I couldn’t imagine having her around all the time. But now I… can’t imagine her being gone.<br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' If the pattern holds, he should have a four-letter word for us.<br>
'''Castle:''' Listen. It’s a fact of life. People we love leave us. Unless you chain ‘em to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.<br><br>
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'''Beckett:''' It’s funny. I have a four-letter word for him too.<br><br>
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'''Jordan Shaw:''' [talking on the phone to her child] Mommy’s gotta go arrest someone, OK?  I’ll be home for dinner.<br><br>
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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'''How:''' shot four times with a .45 (bullets spell BURN)<br><br>
 
'''How:''' shot four times with a .45 (bullets spell BURN)<br><br>
 
   
 
   
'''Killer:''' Presumed to be Benjamin "Ben" Conrad, but [[Boom – (Part 2)|see Boom for the real killer]]<br>
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'''Killer:''' Presumed to be Benjamin "Ben" Conrad, but [[Boom – (Part 2)|See Boom for the real killer]]<br>
'''Motive:''' All about a dog being killed. (No, not really, but [[Boom – (Part 2)|see Boom for the real motive]]<br><br>
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'''Motive:''' All about a dog being killed. No not really but [[Boom – (Part 2)|See Boom for the real motive]]<br><br>
 
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''Previous episode: [[The Mistress Always Spanks Twice]] ~ Next episode: [[Boom – (Part 2)|Boom]]''
 
 
[[Category:Episodes]]
 
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